Pokemon. They come in all shapes and sizes, with enough variety that everyone can find at least one they like. And though it’s hard to have beef (or pork) with a lot of them, you’re likely to run into some bad apples if you have over 900 of something. Humans are naturally imperfect, so misplaced contempt is inevitable, even when it comes to comic book creatures.
I’m not happy to report that there are a handful of Pokemon that should die. I’m not asking The Pokémon Company to start some sort of mass extinction event anytime soon scarlet and violet (which may or may not be leaking everywhere), there’s just something about these pocket monsters that makes me think, “You don’t have to exist anymore.” I can’t really explain it.
Sorry little guys, you can’t all be as fantastic as koffing.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above belong solely to the author (“Ian Walker”) and do not represent the views kotaku as a whole. The blog is intended as a parody and not a legitimate call for the death of any single Pokémon. You shouldn’t take any of this seriously. Like, really, it’s Friday, allow yourself some levity. The world is hard enough as it is. I hope you all have a nice weekend.
https://kotaku.com/pokemon-scarlet-violet-die-raticate-croconaw-quaxly-1849319498 Top 10 Pokemon That Should Die