The funniest lockers in Splatoon 3 from Twitter and Reddit

Splatoon games have always allowed you to customize your appearance, but Splatoon 3 also gives you your own locker to decorate. Stickers, posters and all sorts of items can be placed inside, and while some players customize their fits or choose an artistic arrangement, others take the opportunity to crack jokes. Here’s a list of some of the best and funniest examples we’ve seen.

Related: How to customize your locker in Splatoon 3

The funniest lockers in Splatoon 3 – General

Before we start breaking down the lockers, let’s start with one where the joke is on the outside. Reddit user UwU1408 recreates the infamous Loss meme using squid stickers. You didn’t even have to unlock locker colors anymore to pull this one off.

Part of the humor about opening lockers in Splatoon 3 is the revelation: you never know what you’ll find on the other side of that metal door. In the case of TheSandKid, they were stopped at gunpoint by a squid.

@alsplat found a fake Five Nights at Freddy’s character in that locker. It also has terminator vibrations. Either way, it’s a weird thing to find in a locker.

The funniest lockers in Splatoon 3 – The Moai Section

Now we enter the main part of our list: the Moai section. The Easter Island head decoration has become the centerpiece of so many lockers – you’ll see that it’s used as a punchline more than anything in Splatoon 3. This discovery of @firishere shows the rockhead’s royal status.

Redditor Finalsmash dresses up like a clumsy dad on vacation. The goofy-eyed camera is a nice touch that ties the whole gag together.

BrThiccles used similar socks and sandals to dress up like a little kid on “his first day of school”. The high shoulder pose really sells it.

FreakInASheet decided to decorate her Moai head at the end of the day — “a long hard one” that warrants a few drinks after work. They might need a bigger locker to stuff even more booze in.

@izogii found one with a really dark sense of humor. Like the Russian roulette scene, this Moai head has a gun pointed at itself The deer hunter. Intense but also very creative.

This selection @SplatoonLocker points the gun at the player and disguises the head like a secret agent. The whole Unmounted Splatoon Lockers Account is full of stupid stuff like this.

Now let’s give the head a happy ending. @_iceangel22_ found this silly but cute locker where the moai man is snogging a little octopus plushie.