Splatoon 3’s best new feature is a shoe shop run by a crab

Mr. Coco is a crab lobster thing, used to stand in a shoe store selling fake shoes.

screenshot: Nintendo / Kotaku

You don’t have to be splatoon lovers, to be able to recognize good things. Mr. Coco, a giant crab woman thug who runs a shoe store, is pure goodness. That’s just solid good. The store is called Crush Station, and that doesn’t make sense on any level. Perfection.

Surprisingly sad these days turn 3 Right where they could take a moment to describe the shades of gray appearing in the game’s lobby, we suddenly sat up and noticed the appearance of Mr. Coco.


“Get a variety of cool kicks here,” says the paid, enthusiastic spokeswoman, “from sneakers to sandals and even Leather shoes.” I love that “even”! Wow, somehow they managed to program in this most difficult and elusive texture! Then she adds: “It belongs to Mr. Coco. He may look intimidating, but…”

wait, stop! Looks intimidating?! He looks like the friendliest stack of poorly rendered ones circles you might hope to meet. I really do have kabourophobia (I just looked up the name) – me I can’t look directly at a crab without my whole body wanting to tear itself apart at the atomic level – and I want to hug this guy. He’s not intimidating.

Why don’t we talk to this one… well, let’s call it a crab. He has crab claws and wears a t-shirt with a crab on it, but alive, that’s no crab face. He seems to have a trunk? And apparently only four limbs, two of which are tiny Legs. The hairy chest is a completely different matter. I think maybe he’s more lobster than crab? Look, I’m no Crustaloge. I only had to do a google image search for lobsters to see if they have such protrusions as they do, but now my insides are wiggling worms full of excitement and danger.

The shoes he sells seem to give you in-game benefits such as: B. an increase in running speed or ink resistance. However, you must then unlock these abilities by wearing the item in battles. That’s not really how shoes work, unless you count that as “putting on”. What I’m saying is go around Mr. Coco’s shop a few times before you buy them.

Mister Coco, that’s you turn 3‘s breakout function, despite having close competition that stupid manta ray, big man.

https://kotaku.com/splatoon-3-nintendo-direct-mr-coco-crab-crush-station-1849394957 Splatoon 3’s best new feature is a shoe shop run by a crab

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