Kevin Durant reacts to the Warriors winning the NBA Championship

Kevin Durant reacts to the Golden State Warriors winning an NBA Finals without him.

With the Warriors of the Golden State beat the Boston Celtics On Thursday night, Kevin Durant has to deal with the fact that he now has two rings less than Steph Curry, Draymond Green and Klay Thompson.

That noted NBA Wanderer decided to leave basketball paradise to play for a franchise that has never won anything to work with a man who doesn’t believe in mandates. After being defeated in the first round by Team Golden State in the NBA Finals, Durant may feel his legacy is being tarnished by Twitter troll after Twitter troll. It turns out Durant has been dead for years.

In a shocking turn of events, the Brooklyn Networks star has not been with us since July 4th, 2016.

Spoiler Alert! Kevin Durant is Bruce Willis and was dead all along

It’s quite a shock that Durant has been dead for six years. When he turned on the heels of the Oklahoma City Thunder, we had no earthly idea that he was among the living. They call him the Slim Reaper, a non-living entity that takes souls at a time with a manufactured sweater, for good reason. It’s a perfect nickname, but it’s a shame he was dead this whole time.

In terms of his legacy, Durant has a chance to become the largest active player dead in NBA history. Everyone else who played in the league was actually alive at that point in their careers. Legends of the game like Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, and Kobe Bryant have since passed away, but no one has been a better hooper than Durant since their deaths to this point.

If Durant were compared to a member of the Beatles he would have to be the Paul McCartney of the Warriors quartet, because Paul is dead. Shocker, I know, but it’s true. The guy you see now on tour with Wings and such is actually closer to Avril LaVigne’s double and Durant than you thought possible. All we know is that Durant will continue his legacy as the greatest living-dead player of all time.

The softest quest ever has the softest and deadliest hit of 3 you will ever see.