Good luck defending Magnum PI-era Travis Kelce

Travis Kelce is the epitome of Magnum PI’s majestic manliness in camp for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Let’s try not to disappoint our adopted stepdad, Travis Kelce Kansas City bosses Star Tight End will ground us into getting Ds in trigonometry while rocking that absolutely majestic Tom Selleck MagnumPI Moustache.

With a buzz cut and a trimmed upper lip, Kelce looks like he could be one of three men who know what to do with a baby. He might not be delivering a Guttenbergian feat in this endeavor, but he is Mister Baseball looks like he’s about to try it New York Yankees, while the guy who used to be for the pitching Boston Red Sox learns how to floss on set The good place.

Jason Mendoza stares into the eyes of a man who has seen some things in ‘Nam and stands up zero Chance.

Kansas City Chiefs: Travis Kelce has a mustache that Tom Selleck would be jealous of

At this point in his life, Kelce should only be rocking aviators. If a cop stopped him, he wouldn’t get a ticket, just compliments from the state trooper. He’d ask what kind of clippers he uses to look damn like Ron Burgundian in the middle of soccer training camp. No autographs will be given, my friend, but the wise advice will change the recipient’s life forever.

From Ken Anderson to Mike Ditka and Conrad Dobler to Ben Davidson and Dave Wannstedt, mustache has been synonymous with NFL Football as John Madden in the dressing room, Bud Light walks in super bowl Commercials and Roger Goodell is booed relentlessly whenever, wherever the sign decides we need to be together for the draft. Damn Rog’s basement!

As the Chiefs head for another league championship, you can expect Kelce to keep his hair up and tight and his mustache forever neatly groomed. It takes an absurd amount of discipline to have the best record in football and win multiple playoff games in the Elements. Without a doubt there’s nobody I’d love to be in the foxhole with than our Tom Skerritt, Travis Kelce.

When we fly into the danger zone, be thankful Kelce looks so damn good wearing his aviators. Good luck defending Magnum PI-era Travis Kelce

John Verrall

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