FIFA 23 has an option where the game doesn’t tell you how bad you are

Are you a FIFA Fan? Are you also a little baby person who sometimes just doesn’t want to hear it? Then EA has the new feature for you! FIFA 23, available for pre-order today, allows you to disable comments that criticize the way you play. Alternative idea: play better?

Haha how I can play FIFA Game. or wwould like. But I would argue that, at least as your fluent English/American speaking viewer, the best part about playing sports (see: fluent) games is when you do so catastrophically bad, even the game starts laughing at you. It’s hard to hurt my ego if I don’t care, although many will choose the option just because they want to have a relaxing time. On the other hand, actual children exist. What if this feature is for them? I would look like an A(r)s(e)shole. However, I would like to believe that children have much thicker skin and this is definitely something for whiny football fans.

but how Eurogamer sighted, there is now an option in the menus that allows you to “Turn off critical comments”. At least in theory. Eurogamer tested the mode (look, I would too, but I tried to run it and it crashed both Steam at the same time and Origin – they don’t want to play it either) and discovered that it was always criticizing the play anyway. So maybe it’s an amazing troll.

comment FIFA 23 likely provided by Wayne Geezer and Sir Rafferty Earl-OBE, the two exchange witty quips and aggressive C-words while simulating a ball being kicked from one end of a field to the other with no other elements at all. However, it appears they will now limit themselves to criticizing the strength of each other’s teacups rather than your ability to push a button.

Baseball is the only real sport. Thanks, keep going.