According to his own statements, Elon Musk jumps into the deep, dark nothingness next to a pistol in a box Washington crosses the Delaware then four empty golden decaf Diet Coke cans and a replica of one Deus Ex: Human Revolution pistol held together by screws.
Let me start with this: oh my god. Elon Musk is the guy with the pizza-stained mattress on the ground. He’s the guy in the club who goes off like he’s going to change your life a wax house Consequence. I did a few reverse image searches on Musk’s supposed bedside table because he seemed too overwhelmingly masculine and too perfect as a caricature to be true, but all roads lead back to Musk and the soul-destroying single-guy syndrome resulting from his too body seems to escape. Oh dear God.
But you can’t blame the Mars-obsessed, public transport-averse, AI-enthusiastic billionaire for being a deus ex fans 2020, He changed his Twitter profile picture to the deus ex 2000 cover showing superhuman agent and protagonist JC Denton staring up sullenly matrix tiny jars probably thinking about taking down billionaire and non-consensual biochipper Bob Page.
Musk’s plastic Diamond Back .357 is first seen on JC in human revolutionthe 2011 episode of the series when he tries and fails to use it against it the sinewy super soldier Jason Namir. Musk, a self-proclaimed one intergalactic polluteran alleged workplace harassmentand to facilitate these other things, a lone knight for freedom of expressionShe’s no doubt excited about JC’s trench coat battle over tech. So excited, in fact, that the thought of wielding a cool, nondescript weapon while fighting for humanity (by allow more insults on Twitter) helps him avoid the more obvious parallel between him and the villain.
The Diet Cokes, I assume, provide the aspartame cherry on top. Her presence next to Musk’s bed also confirms my growing suspicion that there is a Diet Coke psyop targeting white males over 25, no doubt at Musk’s hand. When I asked every white person I know what they thought of Diet Coke, here’s what they said:
- “It’s fortified water.” – Jan
- Diet Coke’s appeal lies in its “bubbles as fresh as the air of a gray fall morning,” in addition to the “life-affirming boost of 46 milligrams of caffeine per 12 fluid ounces, and all for zero calories.” – Ben
- “The caffeine-free version destroys my gut microbiome to the point where I can forget about my pain.” – Mark
- “The mouthfeel is incredible – you can’t even digest what makes it sweet so it has this immortality which explains why we and the male manipulators of Elon love it so much.” – Zach
Being a girl and not yet targeted by the Diet Coke PsyOp, I can report with a clear head that it tastes like 100% crude oil. But for Musk and the men he represents, I see the appeal in playing willful ignorance, both with toy guns and sodas. Drown it in sweetener. It definitely helps him sleep at night.
https://kotaku.com/elon-musk-deus-ex-replica-gun-photo-twitter-diet-coke-1849831722 Elon Musk sleeps next to a Deus Ex Replica Gun for no reason