Aaron Rodgers’ obsession with Nicolas Cage has entered the Packers locker room

Aaron Rodgers has a Nicolas Cage bust to display in the Green Bay Packers locker room.

After coming to training camp disguised as Cameron Poe, Green Bay packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers officially worships Nicolas Cage as his fake idol.

Blessed with a bust of Cage to put in his locker, we’re one step closer to becoming Regent twice NFL MVP practiced voodoo like Pedro Cerrano in the ’80s in the Cleveland locker room near Charlie Sheen. Since Nic Cage himself paid a visit to Javy, there hasn’t been a man willing to erect a cult shrine to pay homage to this unbearable weight of massive talent.

With the power of Nic Cage on his side, Rodgers will be gone in 60 seconds after finishing his tea.

Nicolas Cage’s Aaron Rodgers bust is weird, but so self-evident

How sure can we be that when Rodgers is talking about going head-to-head with the lions or Vikings, he’s not talking about swapping faces with Jared Goff or Kirk Cousins? If that happened, the Lions would be a damn wagon, man, under knee-covering head coach Dan Campbell. If Rodgers traded with cousins, Vikings fans would like that, while Packers fans will suffer in primetime.

To be honest, Rodgers is a teammate to many men who weren’t born when Cage first decided to leave Las Vegas. We can probably count on one hand the number of Packers players who weren’t currently wearing diapers when Hi stole diapers while trying to raise Arizona. It won’t surprise you what Rodgers mugshot will look like when he tries to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Ultimately, we’re just going to wonder how this Packers season ended up being burnt to a crisp. I’m afraid someone didn’t put the rabbit back in the box. Unfortunately, there is only one way this will end. After worshiping a false idol on a remote island in the Pacific Ocean, it will be like the final scene of The Wicker Man for old Aaron “Nicolas Cage” Rodgers. Just another bee movie…

The question is will he be in the middle of another PK purge when he gets his next Oscar.

https://fansided.com/2022/08/16/aaron-rodgers-nicolas-cage-packers-locker-room-shrine/ Aaron Rodgers’ obsession with Nicolas Cage has entered the Packers locker room

John Verrall

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